Friday, December 02, 2005

and now for something completely different

I do not like Junk Mail and Spam
I do not like them
Sam, I am

I do not like them here or there
I do not like them anywhere
I do not like them in my mail
I read not, delete lot, they all fail

I will not read them on the train
I will not read them for a dame
I wipe them from my inbox
I do not need to swell my cock

I do not read them in a house
I would not, could not, click with mouse
I do not like Junk Mail and Spam
I do not like them
Sam, I am

Junk Mail and Spam
Junk Mail and Spam
I do not like Junk Mail and Spam

Sam, I am


ta-daa

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You know the Cambodian nursery rhyme publisher that hand prints his books on recycled papyrus for pennies? He wouldn't even consider this real writing.

That is a nicely written poem..



..for a six year old.