Tuesday, February 21, 2006

roomates who hate each other

Marriages aside, this is what can happen when two people end up living together for a long time. It starts off as one person being irked by the loud chewing noises that the other makes. Years and years of that plus dirty dishes and pots that one has to clean before they use. Slowly but surely the tension builds until you find out one day that there is no toilet paper and then you take a sledgehammer to your roomate and he has his own quirks about you that he hates and he counters with a shotgun. Who will win? The person who can end it all with a pull of a trigger or the person who can use a sledgehammer to beat down (and out) their frustration?

Thanks to Bourque newswatch for the link.

adj 1 : born under or influenced astrologically by the planet Saturn2 a : cold and steady in mood : slow to act or change b : of a gloomy or surly disposition c : having a sardonic aspect [a saturnine smile].

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